Bon Appetit! Starving ISIS Fighters Instructed to Eat... Non-Muslims?!
We wrote a while back how ISIS was low on the bucks and was scraping together its fighters' organs. Like loose change to cover expenses. Only you're not using your fingers to pick the change. You're eating the fingers. Save the pinky for me. Anyway since that time, their situation hasn't gotten any better. In fact, not only is ISIS low on weapons, now they're low on food. Their solution? Ditching the baba ganoush in favor of new cuisine. Texas Chainsaw Massacre style...
Islamic State terrorists are teaching their fighters to eat non-Muslims, it has emerged.
A handbook found in the terror group's training school has been found by a British counter-extremism think tank, revealing the horrifying new stance of the jihadis.
ISIS chiefs even give advice on what parts of the body to eat and how to prepare them and comes after a sickening report a mother was fed the remains of her own son when she was told by the terrorists it was meat and rice.
Don't worry, I have a GIF which represents your current digestive state:
But wait, there's more. Eat your own son and your daughter will be cooked with butter. Kerrygold, butter. Sparing no expense.
The memo was discovered by the Quilliam Foundation and its chief executive Haras Rafiq revealed cannibalism was on the curriculum
He said if there are no food supplies available during what they describe as a time of jihad, terrorists were encouraged to kill non-Muslims or Muslims who do not share their version of Islam for food.
Practicing Muslim Mr Rafiq said he found the discovery utterly revolting, and that their most horrific finding was that cannibalism was being taught in classrooms.
Barbecued infidel, eh? Sounds yummy...
Aside from checking your upchuck reflexes, this story is but a testament to just how amoral radical Islamists are. Hunting and gathering in ISIS takes on new meanings. We've got a word out to Martha Stewart, trying to get her take on fried infidel. What sauces pair with cooked Christian? Curious minds...
Not that you needed additional evidence that ISIS took terrorism to hellish levels, of course. Though my last typed sentence does make me wonder if they watch Hell's Kitchen.
ISIS stoops to the lowest of lows, just to be able to pop a cap in a few more sinners. Say, Achmed, instead of going straight to the Donner Party Cookbook to ease your sustenance woes, maybe trade the RPG for a chicken or two. You might find the taste of poultry more preferable than the taste of your neighbor. Just saying...