We interrupt our coverage of Trump Tariffs and Jake Tapper dressing like a hot dog and wondering "who did this?" to bring you the odds-on favorite to win 2025's Louder with Crowder Dot Com Website Man of the Year. A dude bro from down under woke up one morning and decided what We The Content needed was a guy who wakes up and fights a different follower every day until one of them sleeps him. And you know what? Mans is right!

I don't know who Chrogman is, but he has just replaced Angus Young and Bandit Heeler as our favorite Australian. Or, our favorite male Aussie Aussie Aussie (Oi Oi Oi). AEW's Harley Cameron still tops the list overall.

Is there a conversation to be had about how desperate the youths are to become social media famous? Sure, why not? But it's not like Chrogman is one of those douchey prank bros stealing someone's dog or pouring gasoline on their car, and then crying victim when the actual victim acts like someone who is having their dog stolen or car set on fire. Chrogs gives his opponent an even chance.

Plus, he's got skilled hands. He at least does some training outside of livestreaming while he chugs energy drinks and scarfs down meat-pie flavored potato chips. Seriously. That's a thing in Australia. And you thought beer-brat flavored Pringles, like we have in America, was weird.

Chrogs is up to 15 fights, which he celebrated in Paris while dressed like the Joker and blasting Frank Sinatra's "My Way." For fight 16, I hope he dresses like one of The Wiggles and does the propeller. An Aussie coming out to "Thunderstruck" would be too cliche.

More importantly than the content -- which, granted, is 11/10 content -- is the message Chrogman is trying to spread to the world: "keep it real slime." In his honor, let's all go out and keep it real slime today. It's what Chrogs deserves. At least until he gets knocked the f*ck out.

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