Leftists and members of Muhammad's fan club say our dreidel-spinning allies in Israel are real bad guys. Palestinians are peaceful displaced victims, forever oppressed by guys named Epstein. Either wielding machine guns of pocket protectors. Matters not. Except nobody with an unscrambled frontal lobe buys that vegan-packaged manure.

Take this video of IDF (Israel Defense Force) soldiers being harassed and assaulted by anti-Israeli activists:

The activists were probably hoping the IDF soldiers would flip s**t and start throwing fists. That way, the activists could then display their black eyes for the world to see and condemn their "oppressors."

Most people would have a hard time resisting the urge to suppress these slap-throwing wenches with the butt of their rifle. The open palm of their man hands. Not these guys. They deserve all the Manischewitzes for their unshakeable self-control. Mazel Tov, my Semitic compadres.

Leftists try to claim Israelis are the bullies. This video is a narrative-buster. Those soldiers are so calm and unfazed, you'd think street-level harassment was an everyday thing. It probably is. Anti-Israeli peeps are always trying to punk our circumcised amigos. Usually failing miserably (see Bibi #Netanyahu Silences UN, Literally. For 45 Seconds. Complete Silence…).

This video is a metaphor for the bigger picture: world leaders love Israel about as much as Amy Schumer loves portion control. It's perfectly a-okay for Palestinians to smack them around. The moment Isreal defends itself? "Look at the evil oppressive Zionist regime, inflicting harm upon helpless bystanders!"

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