'Hustler' Cover Has Muslim Broad Using the American Flag as a Hijab
We are used to seeing disgusting and unbelievable images of topless, hairy feminists storming the streets in protest. Experts suggest simply looking away. But for a better, longer lasting result rinse with acid. Permanently protecting your mind from the emotional trauma of such sights (see Hypocrisy Exposed! Crowder Crashes #WomensMarch as Undercover Transgender and JUSTICE: Anti-Israel Terrorist Who Led Women’s March to be Deported). Possibly inspired by nude, cottage cheese legged SJWs, the porn industry is taking cues from politics.
Behold, the recent cover of Hustler magazine. It's causing some confusion.
While Hustler did not promote the cover on any of its social media channels, Yahoo Style confirmed with a Hustler customer service representative that the cover is real and was mailed out to subscribers.
Twitter users from the left and the right had a few things to say. As Twitter does.
Oh yes. The hijab is often worn in this manner. Well done @HustlerMag for promulgating absolute nonsense. https://t.co/2Wi22Zx1lu— Gad Saad (@Gad Saad)1495753586.0
@barstoolsports So what?— Ronald Ventola (@Ronald Ventola)1496391763.0
The intentions of the magazine's image are unknown. Which doesn't mean we can't take a few stabs at it. Get it? Stabs? Because ISIS?
It's Friday evening, I'm tired.
It's obvious what Hustler was attempting here: make Islam mainstream. Wrap Old Glory round one of Muhammad's wives and show a little under boob. Ahmed loves under boob on his women. Right before he stones the harlot. But men especially love a covered woman if they're covering up most of their face with the global symbol of freedom: America. There's no better way to show a little sexual playfulness than alluding to a religion which advocates genital mutilation for girls.
Well this is assuming the person peeking through the stars and stripes is female. Rather hard to tell if we can't see its whole face. Who are we to assume gender based on under boob? Or chromosomes.
No word yet on whether feminists will use this hijab as new protesting attire. But it's at least a step up from the vaginal body suits. It's just so hard to know what is patriotic and what is pornographic.
For more on Islam being a general religion of suck, here's Toni Bugle.