I was trying to find something less sh*tty to write about than who Taylor Lorenz is as a person. Seriously, it's amusing to see all the bridges she burned by being a sh*tty human being NOT run to her defense now. And I found something less sh*tty than Taylor. This proud homeless man demonstrates how to drop a deuce in a plastic bag in public, and do so inconspicuously. Let's call our friend here Poopbag Jones.

Because this is what NYC subways have become.

As surprising as you may find this, our friend here is NOT the first public poooping story we have covered. He comes in at number three.

Our first was this transient-American who relieved himself in a mop bucket the minute the janitor turned around. It's hard to fault him. When you see the look on his face as he's evacuating his bowels, we all know that feeling of relief. It's not like the guy was rude about it. He waited for the subway worker to turn around so he didn't have to watch. Our Transient-American friend deserves points for being a considerate gentleman.

Our most recent story was all over the news, not unlike it was all over a poor woman's face. A man attacked a woman with a handful of human fecal matter. The man was arrested, released, and then arrested again for a past hate crime. Some of you living out in real America might wonder how a man can get arrested for both a fecal attack and a hate crime over the course of 48-hours and be back out on the street. Again, I refer you to WELCOME TO NEW YORRRRRRRRRK!

Add Poopbag Jones to the list. If you are ever stuck in New York and can't hold it, just grab a plastic bag. It's as easy as Poopbag makes it look.

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