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You gotta hand it to the Democrat Party. When news broke that they were holding an 80s-style Jazzercise class outside of an ICE detention center to protest laws being enforced, we all assumed they couldn't get any more ineffective. Surprise! Now they have a plan to cause chaos: buy ice scrapers from Home Depot, then return them to teach Home Depot a lesson about working with ICE.

Not that Home Depot is "working with ICE" as much as when law enforcement officers show up to enforce the law, the company lets them do so. For this reason, the latest in Democrat party performative slacktavism -- at least in this California Home Depot, where they keep re-electing Democrats over and over again -- involves buying a seventeen-cent ice scraper, returning it right away, and then doing it all over again.

It's the Underwear Panta Gnome Game Theory:

1. Buy a seventeen-cent piece of plastic.

2. ?????

3. Open borders.

It seems to be part of a broader plan this holiday shopping season. The billionaires who fund the Democrat Party and tell them what to think through NGOs are targeting Home Depot, along with Target and Amazon, as part of their "No Kings" initiative. Note that the Ronald Brownstein tweet here was posted in earnest.

Here's the major flaw in their plan. There are many, many, many flaws, and a stunning lack of logic. But at the top of the list is the self-evident truth that there is no group of people in these United States of the Americas who give less of a f*ck than retail workers. I say this as someone who longs for the days when he cared so little as when he was behind a cash register, folding clothes, or unpacking boxes.

Do these clowns think that the people working behind the counter care that you are making them process a return of a seventeen-cent piece of plastic? Most of them can't even protest the return themselves and have to call a manager. They'll stand there until it's time to go on break, then forget any of this happened.

As for the other customers being inconvenienced, much like the assclowns who block traffic, making other people's lives more difficult does little to convince them to listen to your cause. For some reason, Democrat Party slacktavists seem to believe otherwise.

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