Over the weekend, Coca-Cola was accused of making employees learn how to be less white. It's a new thing the left does. They feel it's justice and the only way to combat racism. Critics feel it's creating racism in the name of being "anti-racist." But part of the problem is that, to the leftists who push these ideas, critics, especially white ones, shouldn't speak and should only listen. One would assume many who work at Facebook share that belief, hence this being the "Facebook safe" version. You know where and how to find the other. Also, we're suing Facebook, in case you haven't heard.

White people should keep quiet and listen to what black people have to tell them. M'kay. I'll sit here and listen to the Hodgetwins tell us about the "8 White Identities." If YOU chose to have an opinion after doing the same, good for you. You can probably express that opinion in the Facebook comment section. I'm not going to tell you how to do you.

The 8 White Identities youtu.be

To those of you white folk wondering how to identify, here are your choices:

White Supremacist
White Voyeurism
White Privilege
White Benefit
White Confessional
White Critical
White Traitor
White Abolitionist

It's basically like Dungeons & Dragons, a game I'm sure is also racist for some reason. Only instead of being a chaotic good Paladin, you're a white critical cr*ck*r. Or, something like that. Again, Facebook safe.

The Adventures of The White Privilege Boys: The Boys Meet The Fuzz! Ep.5 | Louder With Crowder youtu.be

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