Warning, if your lie-detector gauge is sensitive, this video will make you bat crap crazy. Don't say we didn't warn you:

Quick note: Don't you love how before Hillary can eagerly reply with her predictable side step answers, even interrupting her, Blitzer is sure to lead with a COMPLETE dismissal of the allegations against Planned Parenthood? But never mind that. He's just an unbiased journalist.

There are so many lies, so many misleading tactics in this video, it leaves my head spinning. Like Poltergeist spinning. They're here.... I had to watch the video twice to see if Hillary Clinton answered the original question of: "Did you watch the videos?" I watched twice so you wouldn't have to. Sacrifice. Notice all the side-stepping dance moves there? It's dizzying. Answer: No, she hasn't watched the video. The non-answer is buried under all the attempted touting of Planned Parenthood. In other words, Hillary didn't accept Fiorina's dare.

Also, we're getting tired of screaming this: PLANNED PARENTHOOD DOESN'T PROVIDE BREAST CANCER SCREENINGS (they refer you to someone who will!). You can keep saying it all you want, but it ain't true. Wait...this is Hillary we're talking about. My bad, what's true and what's real isn't in her wheelhouse of spinning server spaces.

I love also how she keeps repeating "Abortion is legal." Like that sells the systematic butchery and dismemberment of children in the womb. Yeah, it's legal. So was slavery. Totally legal to own another human being a couple hundred years ago. Slaves were described as not fully human, just 3/5 of a person. Sound familiar? Also legal at one point: segregation. Oh, and ladies, there was a point where it was illegal for women to vote. But yeah, abortion, legal. A moral depravity that will stain this period in human history? Oh most assuredly.

And is it just me, or does it all seem a liiiittle pre-planned on the part of CNN? Hillary gives a crap interview, answers precisely zero questions, and her fans go wild. Oh yeah, and this is the current front page of CNN. Like, hey, you Republicans have Carly Fiorina, but we still have Hillary! Neener neener! Behold, the face of... something:

In case you're still not convinced Hillary is incapable of even answering a straight forward question (much less telling the truth) we watched the rest of the interview for you. Again, sacrifice. Rest assured she answered none of those questions either.