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Hawaiian Man Hopes to Compete in Olympic Volleyball. As a Woman!
Trigger-warning to penis-havers who think they're ladies: all the jokes made at your delusional expense. But it's okay, I can make the jokes, since I'm an actual woman and you're not. No, that's not hate speech, it's biology. A science clearly lost on the state of liberaldom and Hawaii. A transwoman (ahem, a MAN!) has HIS sights set on the American volleyball team. Specifically the LADIES volleyball team, despite him having the genetics of a MAN. Always and forever.
I'm sorry for the intermittent ALL CAPS but not sorry enough. Here, video:
HONOLULU, HI (KHNL) As sports organizations around the world continue to update their guidelines to make it easier for transgender athletes to compete with the gender they choose it’s becoming a controversial topic in Hawaii’s volleyball community.
“It’s a touchy subject because volleyball is a main sport here,” says Tia Thompson, a transgender athlete.
Okay, I've had enough of this gutter snippery (a phrase I just coined). Just as it's stupid to call illegal aliens "undocumented migrants" so too is it stupid to call a "transgender athlete" anything other than what he is. A man playing on the women's team. Which is how I shall refer to him and his compadres henceforth.
Born a male, Thompson knew at an early age something wasn’t right. She says she only hung out with girls and liked girl things.
It takes more than hanging with girls and liking "girl things" (which feminist who hates gender stereotypes wants to hit this first, hmm?) to be a lady. What does it take to be a lady, you ask? Oh, right. Being female. Specifically from the beginning. When one X gamete (a sperm) met the other X gamete (the ovum) in the oldest meet cute the world has ever seen. Shazam, GIRL!
Any MAN out there possessing but one X chromosome is never, ever a female. Since the other chromosome is a Y, thus making you MALE.
There I go with the all caps thing again. Someone stop me.
There has been some push back from the community. Players and parents we spoke to who did not want to be on camera say it’s not fair for teams with biological women because it creates an unrealistic level of competition.
And there's the kicker. Men, who are born men and are always men since that's how science works, are, from conception, awash in testosterone. This gives them an unfair advantage in athletics. An unfair disadvantage in putting dirty dishes into the dishwasher (or so many a wife has relayed to me), but that's not much of anyone's current fairness concerns. Maybe 2018. #TakeItFromTheSinkAndPutItInTheWasherOMGHowHardIsThis?
Pushback from the community has always been a factor when subpar men, who can't play with the boys, decide to grow out their hair, apply flawless mascara, and appropriate femininity while creaming actual, biological women in sports. Like these stories:
- TOLERANCE: Male Transgender Wrestler Steamrolls Competition. In Female Division
- 'Transwoman' Beats Real Women, Wins INTERNATIONAL Weightlifting Title
- FALLOUT: Parents Outraged Over Transgender Track Star's Unfair Advantage
Well now "Tia" the Man Who Will Never Be a Lady, has his luscious eyes set on the Olympics. And it if gets in, he will have taken a woman's spot.
Welcome to progress, America. Screwing real women since the denial of science for the actual patriarchy. With the consent of modern, third-wave feminism.
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