Montana Hated the Democrat So Much, Body-slamming Greg Gianforte Won the Election...
If you're the type who keeps up with the trends, you've no doubt heard of Greg Gianforte. Also known as the guy who went Monday Night Raw on a Guardian reporter for being pesky. An act which, we must declare, was not cool. I shall repeat that again. BODY-SLAMMING BE BAD! That should clear up the confusion.
Now, where was I? Oh yeah, despite channelling his inner Stone Cold Steve Austin, Greg Gianforte still managed to win the election...
Just 24 hours after being charged with assault for allegedly body-slamming a reporter in his Bozeman campaign office, Republican Greg Gianforte on Thursday defeated Democratic opponent Rob Quist to win the special election for the U.S. House seat in Montana.
The race was thrust into the national spotlight in dramatic fashion on Wednesday night after Guardian reporter Ben Jacobs described being "body-slammed" by the GOP candidate, and a Fox News crew who witnessed the incident said the former technology and software executive "grabbed Jacobs by the neck with both hands and slammed him into the ground behind him."
After the incident, the Gallatin County Sheriff cited Gianforte for misdemeanor assault, and instructed him to appear in court by June 7.
So on Election Day, the guy running for election was charged with assault. But he still beat the Democrat.
Pardon me for just a moment...
Again, we're laughing at the Democrat LOSS. Not applauding body-slamming. BODY-SLAMMING IS BAD.
Leftists, by now you've got to be aware of how much suckage pervades your platform. Especially when you can't even beat a hothead with pending charges, who has a relationship with the press reminiscent of Rhianna and Chris Brown. This is your wake up call, leftists. If this loss won't make you perk up and take notice, methinks there's no hope for you.
Naturally, when this body-slamming incident occurred, leftists were outraged, and for once in their pathetic lives, it was justified. Event though they stayed tight-lipped when Antifa and Black Lives Matter opened cans of whoop-ass. Where was leftist outrage then?
Seems at least the people of Montana believe Democrats' ideas are the mental equivalency of bird droppings. Such is the reason voters push federal and state governments further from far-left idiocy. A violent slugger who is soon to have a criminal record was preferable to a squeaky-clean Democrat. Let that sink in.
Here's a refresher course.