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As God has intelligently designed the climate to change and drop snow across most of America this past weekend, you might be confused by what that stick with a handle on one hand and a flat plastic rectangle on the other is. That's called a "shovel." If you aren't sure how it works, here is NY Governor Kathy Hochul to explain it to you. Why? Ten bucks says the PR firm her consultants hired told her Americans don't think Democrats are normal people. So, she went out there to pretend she's normal.

Not that her instructional video isn't helpful to some.

I'm of two minds when Democrats drop unintentionally hilarious content like this. From a blogging standpoint, it makes the morning so much easier when I'm looking for something lazy to write about. But as a former digital consultant, it deeply offends me on a personal level. You've got to be able to tell people, "No, this is stupid, and it's going to make you look stupid. Don't be a hardo. No one likes a hardo."

Though I'm guessing someone on her staff saw The Zohran acting like a real man and operating a shovel for thirty seconds, and said, "Yeah, but people like it when he's a hardo." The flaw there is that the people who like him being a hardo are voting for whoever launches a primary challenge against Kathy.

Also, who is this video for? Transplants TO New York? Someone is reading those migration charts upside down. People are fleeing the state, not moving to it. No one in America is saying to themselves that their cost of living and property taxes are too low and that the streets are a little too safe, so let's move the family to a place where supporting them would be more of a struggle.

Everyone else has seen snow before and, because we have functioning brains, can say to ourselves, "Hmmm, that shovel full of snow was a bit too heavy. Methinks I'll pick up a lighter load next time so I don't hurt myself."

But if there is one thing Kathy Hochul enjoys other than being bullied by the radical left of her party, which is pretty much everyone in her party, it's cringe social media content.

Like how do you do, fellow meateaters?

Or when Bills Mafia avoided her like an NFL referee avoids accountability in Bills playoff games.

Though I suppose I can understand why Kathy Hochul thinks New Yorkers don't know how to use a shovel when it's snowing. These are the same people who don't know that when you keep re-electing the same failed leaders, they keep making your life more difficult and less affordable. Which is why they move to an effectively run state... and then vote for the same failed leaders.

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