'Lord Jesus, Fix It': Goose Swoops Down on Woman as Onlookers Laugh (To Be Fair, It's Hilarious)
A Friday palate cleanser to ease you into your weekend. We've had some fun times together at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website this week. Together, we've had some laughs as we've reveled in the misery of our adversaries. This woman isn't an adversary (that I know of), just a girl going to her car in a parking who happened to find herself attacked by a goose.
All while onlookers have their smartphones recording. Make sure the volume is up.
@organizedesigncreate I was on the second floor of the building. Nobody warned us about the baby daddy duck! #floridaducks♬ original sound - Victoria
RUN! THE GOOSE GONNA KILL YOU!
The backstory is what truly makes this an all-time video, compliments of our friends at Not The Bee. The video was recorded by a woman named Victoria Willard. Victoria is at work one day when her boss came in and said he was almost attacked by a goose.
As it turns out, another goose had laid eggs and, for reasons known to only the goose, made her nest in a parking lot near cars and predators. Victoria did the only thing she could do. She sat at the window with her smartphone out waiting to record the goose guard attacking someone else. Why? Because it's hilarious to see someone get attacked by a bird.
You come for the bird attack. You stay for the woman running in terror while Victoria's coworker laughs his ass off. It's 10/10 content.
Victoria followed up to say the eggs hatched, and both mother and babies are doing fine. Also, it's safe to go back to work.
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