CNN+ has been confirmed to be a miserable failure. I know people who work for CNN would prefer it if we took the high road. But as the kids say, f*ck all that noise. When local reporters who serve their community lose their jobs, it's tragic. When useless people who are a net liability for America lose their jobs, people like Chief Content Creator Brian "I'm Not a Potato" Stelter, it's comedy. Here's Tater announcing the launch of CNN+ on March 27th. Less than a month ago.

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Less than thirty days later, all that's left are the memes and the reveling in the misery of our enemies. Let's set the tone with a little Sarah McLaughlin.

Fingers are starting to point at who's to blame. It's a regular whodunit.

However, the usual suspect is the most obvious.

A number of revelers choose CNN Chief Legal Analyst Jeffrey Toobin as the butt of their jokes. A man who will forever be known as CNN Chief Legal Analyst Jeffrey Toobin... Who Jerked Off In Front of His Coworkers.

A few people saw CNN's failure as a measure of sweet revenge. While pointing out that CNN+ couldn't do with tens of millions of dollars what anonymous Twitter accounts can do for free.

It's impossible to bring up "sweet revenge" without giving the Trump family their roses. Don Jr. went with an oldie but a goodie.

But what to do about or the poor CNN+ employees who now find themselves unemployed? The best option would be to continue their education.

In the end, it's a beautiful disaster. You try to look away, but you can't. It brings you too much joy.

Goodbye, CNN+. I'd say we wish you well in your future endeavors, but we don't.

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