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October 28, 2023
Goldie Hawn Says An Alien With Triangle-Shaped Head Touched Her And It Was, Quote, ‘Like The Finger Of God’
This story is out of this world.
People really do believe in aliens. I am not one of those people. But I am sure I hold the minority view on this one.
And in case it wasn't clear, I am not talking about the migrants invading the southern border.
If you ask me, the UFO hearings were not only a waste of time but another embarrassing way the government prioritizes its duties. But again, I may or may not be in the minority with that view.
However, I am sure actress Goldie Hawn would not agree with me on this one.
Apparently, aliens touch people's faces. Yes, that is why they come to earth. To touch your face. Well, at least according to Hawn.
Hawn recently detailed her alleged extraterrestrial encounter that occurred more than 50 years ago during an appearance on 'Time to Walk' an Apple Fitness+ podcast where she claimed that an alien once touched her face, and it “felt like the finger of God.”
Wow, this story has got me completely spaceless.
Apparently, this otherworldly sensation so powerfully moved her.
“It was the most benevolent, loving feeling,” she said of her alleged encounter. “This was powerful. It was filled with light.”
When the exchange ended, she felt like she was “bursting out of a forcefield.”
“That was a time when, you know, there were a lot of UFO sightings,” she shared. “I remember this so clearly… I went outside my door, and I sat on the little ledge, and I looked up at the dark sky.”
She also claimed that the aliens had “triangle-shaped heads,” that had no ears and a “slash for a mouth.”
Several months later, she had another encounter while in her friend's car.
"They were pointing at me, pointing at me in the car as if they were discussing me like I was a subject, and they were drowning. I was paralyzed and I thought 'Oh my God, I want to get up'. I didn't know if it was real or not real."
Years later, she embarked on a journey to a place known for its crop circles and had a vivid dream of the night before where she witnessed six lights emerging over a mountain.
When she finally visited the place, she said “We got to the spot and, by God, I was standing on this hill, looking down over a valley that was dark. That was exactly the spot in my dream.”
Not surprised that this occurred in the 70s. Those were some pretty great dazes.
Since Hawn's out-wordly expeirce, the U.S. governemtn has for some reason implied we are not alone.
Like most things, the more money our government spends researching it, the more questions we have. In 2017, the government spent $31 million on UFO research. And it’s unclear as to what, if anything, that even accomplished.
All that said, this is probably just another Hollywood weirdo trying to stay relevant.