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FBI Opens New Investigation into Clinton Foundation
Throw some water on Hillary Clinton, just to see if she melts. Reality's answer to the Wicked Witch of the West is, once again, under investigation from the FBI. Not to be confused with every other investigation into Madam Cloth or Something's cackling ways. Just yesterday, Comey's memo had Hillary rushing to her closet, knocking skeletons aside for her speediest broomstick.
This time, though, the FBI and Department of Justice aren't making ritual animal sacrifices to Obama. Spilled innards can no longer protect the She-Devil Wears Pantsuits.
The probe may also examine whether any tax-exempt assets were converted for personal or political use and whether the foundation complied with applicable tax laws, the officials said.
The officials, who spoke only on condition of anonymity, said the probe is examining whether the Clintons promised or performed any policy favors in return for largesse to their charitable efforts or whether donors made commitments of donations in hopes of securing government outcomes.
A reasonable question, considering all the other "favors" the Clintons received during the 2016 campaign alone. Like Qatar Gives $1M 'Birthday Present' to Clinton Foundation. Under State Dept's Nose and Hillary Clinton Blows Up When Asked About Her Questionable Campaign Donors. Now Obama and Hillary are out of power, seems just as good a time as any to toss a turnip into Hillary's cauldron. Just to watch the sparks fly.
The witness discussed his interview solely on the grounds of anonymity. He said the agents were from Little Rock and their questions focused on government decisions and discussions of donations to Clinton entities during the time Hillary Clinton led President Obama's State Department.
It's called "pay to play." Give us some money via "donations" to our "charitable" organization, and we can buy you special access to the State Department. Based on Hillary's penchant for corruption, seems a reasonable hypothesis.
Also, rumor has it Hillary Clinton is actually 218 years old. She regenerates with every abortion performed in her name. This is, of course, simply conjecture.
Now, what's with the timing of this iteration of the Clinton Foundation investigation?
The Wall Street Journal reported late last year that several FBI field offices, including the one in Little Rock, had been collecting information on the Clinton Foundation for more than a year. The report also said there had been pushback to the FBI from the Justice Department.
Ah. So the FBI field offices were compiling evidence against the She-Devil's flying corporate monkeys, but Obama's DOJ sent a command from on high to cease and desist. Lest a curse be unleashed on all their houses.
Now the DOJ is under a different authority, it appears the investigation has received the sign of the holy cross. The FBI has been told to go forth, uncover the truth.
Will Hillary Clinton float?
Or will she sink to the bottom, hiding in the shadows until she can rear her serpent head again?