Eric Swalwell is quickly moving up on our list of top Democrat dumbasses. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez still wears the gilded dunce hat, but that's beside the point. Swalwell is taking a stab at being the next resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Doing so requires copious amounts of moolah.

As such, Eric is trying to score some campaign donations. Take a look at this tweet:

Well, the right decision couldn't be more clear. I'll be having Pringles. Sour cream and onion. No wait, BBQ.

If you think I'm the only one ribbing little Eric over this tweet, think again. Prepare thyself for chuckles.

Yep, I'm far from alone in clinging tight to my wallet and giving Swalwell a double middle-digit salute. Eric Douche-well thinks we're gonna fork over our hard-earned greenbacks so he can strip us of our constitutional rights.

It's funny also how Eric is lamenting our "crumbling" government. Especially seeing as it's his party jacking it all up in the first place. Methinks if you're worrying about the direction our government is going, Swalwell is the last doucheface for whom you'd ever check a box.

If I were Eric D**k-well, I'd cut my losses and and give up. Any candidate whose sole purpose for running is to make us less free isn't gonna fare well. Especially when he asks of us to sacrifice our beloved fried potato shavings in order to support him.

There's no nice way to put it, Eric Swalwell is a joke. The entire basis for his campaign is a kneeslapper on the level of Caddyshack and Animal House. This campaign donations fail of his only proves my point.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to the store to buy chips.

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