Behold, the winner of Twitter and all of the Internet: Donald Trump.

I mean...

It wasn't enough for the rest of the Twitterverse to pile over the self-ownage Jim Acosta treated himself to like some prize Chateau Lafite. No, the el presidente had to get a one-two-punch knockout in, just to make his and the rest of our day.

Look it, for any spoilsports out there whining that this isn't "presidential" behavior, we're long past that. Thank Obama dancing on late night talk shows, and maybe even presidents before him for the "unpresidential" trends.

Trump just made Acosta his bitch. Don't ruin it by being a pompous douche.

For more Trump spanking Acosta: President Trump Dresses Down Rude Jim Acosta on Live TV and Once Jim Acosta's Restraining Order Passes, the White House will Do THIS.

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