Donald Trump Throws Down on "Pocohantas" Elizabeth Warren
Welcome to day two of Squaw Elizabeth Warren's self-scalping. Warren, who's been claiming part-Cherokee to advance her own career, released her DNA test results revealing she's actually whiter than Shaun King at a Vanilla Ice concert. It was a glorious self-own she didn't see coming. Happy to continue the humiliation was President Trump, who pecked the following tweets like a giddy school boy hopped up on Starbursts.
Pocahontas (the bad version), sometimes referred to as Elizabeth Warren, is getting slammed. She took a bogus DNA t… https://t.co/E50urWurZd— Donald J. Trump (@Donald J. Trump) 1539691591.0
Now that her claims of being of Indian heritage have turned out to be a scam and a lie, Elizabeth Warren should apo… https://t.co/OvqW41zZj2— Donald J. Trump (@Donald J. Trump) 1539692195.0
Thank you to the Cherokee Nation for revealing that Elizabeth Warren, sometimes referred to as Pocahontas, is a complete and total Fraud!— Donald J. Trump (@Donald J. Trump) 1539692691.0
The Donald is referring to this: Cherokee Nation Responds to Elizabeth Warren's DNA Report with Scathing Statement. In which the Secretary of State for the Cherokee Nation completely spanked Warren with hard facts.
Elizabeth Warren likely thought she'd get away with gross cultural appropriation due to her sycophantic allies in media, who all form a line to kiss her white butt cheeks. She underestimated the power of conservative media and how quickly The Orange Man would seize upon her errors.
Today is looking like another good day.
Now for something completely booby: