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April 06, 2020
Doctor Sees Extremely Promising Results from Very Ill COVID-19 Patients
Finally some good news? A doctor based out of Los Angeles, Dr. Anthony Cardillo, has reported great news in prescribing hydroxychloroquine with zinc to the most sickly patients afflicted with the WuHuFlu. Not to be confused with most people who have the Kung Flu, which is to say mild symptoms that are so mild a lot of people aren't even aware they have it (or may have already had it since this stupid thing has been in the USA as early as November 2019). No, this doctor has only prescribed his medical cocktail to those in the at risk group.
Dr. Anthony Cardillo said he has seen very promising results when prescribing hydroxychloroquine in combination with zinc for the most severely-ill COVID-19 patients.
"Every patient I've prescribed it to has been very, very ill and within 8 to 12 hours, they were basically symptom-free," Cardillo told Eyewitness News. "So clinically I am seeing a resolution."
Very, very ill. Two instances of the adverb. So not just at home binge-watching Tiger King, but in the hospital. And in under a day, with hydroxychloroquine and zinc, symptom free. That sounds like good news we should all get behind so we can get back to normal.
Cardillo is the CEO of Mend Urgent Care, which has locations in Sherman Oaks, Van Nuys and Burbank.
He said he has found it only works if combined with zinc. The drug, he said, opens a channel for the zinc to enter the cell and block virus replication.
If I'm understanding this correctly, the hydroxychloroquine opens the door, zinc walks in and shuts down any kind of fighting the Kung Flu is spreading. Folks, these are the jokes. Yes, yes, I too wish the jokes were funnier, but we're heading into week three or four of this dang thing and I for one am tired of it.
How soon can this treatment go national if not global? Obviously no one is saying, as there's always a limited supply to go around. Dr. Cardillo has cautioned "well" patients from taking the medication, insisting we have to spare it for those with only one square of toilet paper to spare. That's a Seinfeld joke and I'm not sorry. It's Monday and I'm sick of this sickness sucking the life out of our lives.
So if you have a cough and mild symptoms bordering on no symptoms at all, which is the most common occurrence for the Chinese Virus from the Wuhan Clan, don't go hoarding this drug cocktail like it's canned beans and TP. You'll be fine without it. This virus isn't as bad as media wants it to be. I'm going on a limb there, and I'm sticking with it. This hydroxychloroquine has been around since 1944, remember that when media insists there's still nothing to be done. There is something to be done: rest, drink lots of fluids, wash your hands. As is generally the case all the time when feeling a bit under the weather. As most people with the COVID-19 are feeling. For those patients who are unhealthy with pre-existing conditions that make them vulnerable to a flu, be it this one or any flu, ask your doctor about HydroZinc. But be aware I've just made up that term because it's Monday and I feel like it. Related: CONNED? Doctor Suggests COVID-19 Could be LESS Deadly Than Seasonal Flu.