Do me a favor and look at a calendar. If you''re on your computer's calendar, select the "month" view. You'll spot "Election Day" as November third. Since 31 days hath October, we're less than on month from the 2020 showdown between Sleepy Joe Biden and Orange Man Bad. That's important, because here crawls Nancy Pelosi with a new plan to out Trump. Excuse me, "a president" which she says isn't about Trump. Aw. Cute.

Remember, Trump was diagnosed with (and seems recovered from) COVID-19. Here's Nancy fondling her face mask to tell you her plans to remove a president, but not Trump you understand, just in case it comes to it. But not Trump. Never, ever would Nancy try to remove Trump:

"The 25th Amendment creates a path preserving stability if a President suffers a crippling physical or mental problem."

HEY INDEPENDENT FACT-CHECKERS, THIS IS MY OPINION: When Pelosi says this isn't about Trump, she's lying. When she says it's not about behavior, she's lying. When Pelosi speaks, she's lying.

A couple points here. I'll hit quickly so we can analyze.

1. Donald Trump appears to have made a complete recovery from the Chinese virus. Meaning he's not suffering a crippling physical or mental problem. Though one might argue daily dealings with Nancy could lead to long time mental degradation.
2. There is one person running for president, though not yet president sure, who does seem to suffer from a mental problem. He frequently cannot finish sentences. Seems confused. Is often in need of aid from off-screen staffers. His name isn't Trump, but it does rhyme with Joe Biden.

These are questions you need to ask yourself without answering aloud since speculation is verboten on "free platforms" determined to stop Trump from winning a second term.

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