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Polls show that while Democrats are expected to at least regain Congress in November, it's not in "big blue wave" territory. Voters hate the Democrantifa party too, and if the GOP can get their sh*t together, we could have a great midterm. On a related note, while your kids played sports and rode bikes over the weekend, moderate Democrats dressed their kids up like they were me in 1987 and sent them to a Tesla diner to curse and give a building the middle finger, pretending it's Elon Musk.

Side note: my culture is not your f*cking denim vest.

I think the theme of the slacktivism was "hey, look at these badass kids resisting Elon Musk." Though it came across more as "hey, who has child protective services on speed dial?"

In doing the slightest bit of diligence, I have uncovered that these slactivist demonstrations of the democrantifa party's best and brightest are a regular occurrence at the Tesla Diner in Hollywood. Also, apparently there is a Tesla Diner in Hollywood.

A Reddit conspiracy presupposes that Cousin Elon built the diner to attract protesters away from a nearby detention center where Donald Trump's common sense illegal immigration reforms are being carried out. So, I guess by protesting here and not there, these moderate democrats have fallen for it?

Also, dressing up children as adults as you accuse someone else of being "part of the Epstein class" is an odd choice. But again, this is who moderate democrats are. Normal parents raise kids who don't know what a Jeffrey Epstein file is. Because they're kids. And normal parents protect their kids as opposed to use them as human slacktivism shields.

If anything, at least the kids are under adult supervision. It's Los Angeles. They could have sent the kids alone into homeless centers to register voters for a pack of cigarettes and a five-dollar bill.

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