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CultureJanuary 12, 2023
Watch: Deer decides meat is murder, commits act of civil disobedience by crashing into butcher shop
Humans who protest and vandalize in the name of not eating meat deserve our ridicule and mockery. They should also chow down on a cheeseburger once in a while. It would put them in a better mood. But while we point and laugh at humans, I can understand why the meat itself would take exception to being food. Like this doe or deer (a female deer) vandalizing a butcher shop.
The deer came barrelling through a glass door like it was a prison break.
The buck stops here! Wild moment deer crashes through butcher's dooryoutu.be
The deer's name is Kramer. That's what we're calling it.
The best part of the video is hearing someone screaming in the background "why is there a deer here?"
I think the answer is simple. It was there to send a message. Walk in. F*ck shit up. Leave. That's literally what the dear did. It wrecked something off-camera. Then it left the way it came. Message received.
Melissa Evans, owner of the She Said Butcher Shop, posted to Facebook that she wasn't sure who was more terrified: her, or the deer?
Other than a smashed door, a hole in the wall and a few broken plants, everything else came out unscathed and I am thankful, because it could have been so much worse, not only with damages, but potentially could have seriously hurt someone.
Kramer has allies in her(?) mission, who of course were quick to blame the butcher shop for the act of domestic terrorism committed against it.
That's right. It's the shop's fault for not anticipating a ruminant mammal would come crashing through the front door and leave a safety mat out for it.
The butcher shop was closed temporarily for repairs. If you see Kramer, I'm not sure what the local hunting rules are but if you happen to have a bow and arrow handy, the She Said Butcher Shop might work out a deal with you.
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