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August 29, 2022
Watch: Instant legend trolls animal rights activists by eating meat in their faces, and they can't deal
There are still four months left, but I think we can award the top spot in 2022's Unsung Everyday Heroes, Legends, and Patriots Who Just 'Don't Give a F***'.' Sometimes, it is the simplest act that works best. All you need to do is enjoy a nice, meaty sheesh kabob.
Right in front of an animal rights protest. Where animal rights protesters freak out on you. Because they are miserable people, what with them being vegans who don't know how awesome meat tastes.
In front of Nike in #NYC where animal rights activists were rallying in front. A man comes off the streets and starts mocking the activists and eats Shushka Bob in front of the activists. Activists start yelling at the man#pita #animals pic.twitter.com/puQ1I9EJlV
— Viral News NY (@ViralNewsNYC) August 27, 2022
Our story takes place on the mean streets of New York City. A group of bored activists had nothing better to do, so they pulled the name of a national chain out of a beanie. They selected Nike, so they went to the local Nike store to protest the company using animal products. They don't care about the ten-year-old slaves making the shoes in Communist China only that those slaves are using leather. The activists are okay with the communist and slaves part.
That's when our meat-loving protagonist entered the scene. He didn't say a word. He just ate his kebab while looking cool in sunglasses.
These are vegans. So, the women did all the yelling while the men avoided confrontation: "You and your small d*ck and your p*ssy way of killing animals, and it feels good in front of the vegans, huh? You have all the blood on your face and on your hands. It feels good with your small d*ck."
Not sure if it feels good. But it looks delicious.
In comparison, when an animal rights activist tried to interrupt the world's greatest meat eater, he got choked out while our carnivorous friend continued to shove hot dogs in his mouth. That requires too much energy for vegans, and the lack of eating meat has left them with no upper arm strength. So, the only thing they can do is scream, be vulgar, and look sickly.
Eat away, hero. Eat away.
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