David Hogg still hasn't been able to figure out that no one takes him seriously. Despite all the times he's embarrassed the bejeezus out of himself, the chinless boy wonder continues to spew his braindead anti-gun silliness.

Sure, the "woke" folks at Gillette will accuse me of being a toxically male ruffian for picking on an effete soy weakling like Davey, but I'm gonna do it anyway. Just take a look at his latest example of mindless gun-grabbing douchebaggery:

I guess Dave saw an optic and assumed Colion is pulling one-mile shots in the photo. As people are known to do from a standing position on the reg.

The piece in question appears to be some type of carbine with a scout scope. Assuming it's flinging a 5.56/.223 round, it has an effective range of about 600 meters. As in 1,968 feet. As in far short of a mile.

Wait though, because it's about to get even better.

Now we're certain little Davey is speaking out the wrong end. Rectal utterances: confirmed.

I guess we can add depth perception to Davey's list of inadequacies. Next, he'll be telling us the Titanic is sitting a bajillion feet below sea level. The grassy knoll from which John Wilkes Oswald shot John Lennon Kennedy Jr. was 20 miles away.* Maybe I'll gift him a rangefinder for Christmas.

Look, it's certainly not impossible to make a one-mile shot. Though, I've yet to meet a fellow boomstick enthusiast who thought he needed to keep his long-range game tight to fight off a home invader. Despite what the weak-jawed Hogginator claims.

On the other hand, according to the true meaning of the Second Amendment, sniping is a-okay. Should the powers that be in the U-S-of-A try getting their tyranny on, we may have to sling some freedom pellets in their direction. In which case, sniping would most definitely come in handy.

Here we have yet another case of anti-gunners proving they know bupkis about gats. They want to lecture us on what guns are capable of, yet they can't distinguish between 100 yards and a mile. Hopefully, Dave will gain a couple of IQ points at Harvard. Though, I'm not getting my hopes up.

*We know Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK. Don't @ us.

Speaking of Hogg:

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