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My nephew likes watching The Simpsons when he comes over. Yesterday, we watched an episode where an airline booked a flight with just the worst of the worst stereotypical airline passengers. When they live out those stereotypes, a button is pushed, and they fall through a trap door into a jail cell. Watching this clip of a midair flight being held hostage and forced to attend a wedding, I've never wanted another example of The Simpsons predicting reality more.

I have no idea who Roger and Tina are. Or why, if they wanted to void friends and family (or lack them to begin with), they couldn't go to a justice of the peace or an Elvis impersonator like a normal eloping couple. Instead of forcing 136 people to attend their wedding against their will. But while people sat there trying to ignore the cramping in their knees, the fly attendent made this terrifying announcement.

We have a couple, Tina and Roger, who are about to quite literally walk down the aisle on this flight and all of you are invited to the wedding.

Lol. "Invited."

But I digress.

Tina and Roger, today is a day unlike any other. Not only are you embarking on an adventure of marriage, but you’re doing it amidst the clouds, surrounded by 136 passengers turned to newfound friends.

When your IRL friends get married, the main reason you go is for the open bar and the cocktail hour. Were these 136 captive" friends given a happy hour? Or at least an extra bag of Sun Chips and an airplane bottle? Instead of just being blocked from using the bathroom? The bathroom that may or may not have been used to mile high consummate the marriage?

Apropos of nothing, were airplane bathrooms bigger back in the day? You hear tales of the Mile High Club, where couples, allegedly, would engage in coitus while 25,000 feet in the sky. Airplane bathrooms in 2026 aren't big enough to stand upright to take a pee.

Oh, and also apropos of nothing, while we're discussing cheap flying the friendly skies related content:

Congrats to Tina and Roger for creating something else that people need to dread while flying. Not as bad as the passenger who brings their own Indian food to eat while you're stuck in the middle seat. But definitely in the top five worst things to be forced to experience while flying.

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