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Colin Kaepernick Praises Fidel Castro. Fails Functional IQ Test...
Colin Kaepernick is a moron to begin with. Okay? Okay. This year however, he's been in a tournament against himself. A tournament to see who can say or do the most borderline-functionally-retarded thing humanly possible while still remaining gainfully employed. So far he's winning. For those wondering, yes, Gary from human resources is a distant second. Just recently, Kaepernick took the stakes to a whole new level...praising mass murdering dictator Fidel Castro.
“One thing Fidel Castro did do is they have the highest literacy rate because they invest more in their education system than they do in their prison system, which we do not do here even though we’re fully capable of doing that,” Kaepernick said.
I tell Kaepernick that the United States may not invest as much as he wants on education (actually, the investment is staggering) but we also don’t break up families here.
“We do break up families here,” Kaepernick responded. “That’s what mass incarceration is. That was the foundation of slavery. So our country has been based on that as well as the genocide of native Americans.”
Kaepernick can drone on and on about how much better Cuba is than the USA. But everyone knows he's just an uninformed troll (who claims to be black, and we all act like he's black but deep down, everyone really thinks "???"). Nobody knows that better than yours truly. How so? Well, I just so happen to have spent quite a bit of time in Cuba. Both in soul-sucking hellhole that is Havana, and the glorious slice of heaven that is Guantanamo Bay. Until the recent policy change, I was one of a handful of people to experience both due to my dual citizenship and tours entertaining the troops. Cuba is awful, it's been awful for decades and it is awful precisely because of policies from regime's like Castro. This is why Cubans overwhelmingly reject leftist leaders and policies. That is until one Mr. Colin Kaepernick sets them straight!
Every time he opens his mouth, he digs the dummy hole even deeper. The gift of gab is not strong with this one. He would be doing himself and everyone else a big favor if he'd stop moving his mouth to form audible noise sequences. Commonly referred to as "speaking."
Anyway, here's a video of my trip to Guantanamo Bay. Have fun.