Welcome to the city of Chicago, where you can expect to be roughed up by either the people, the city's corrupt officials, or your own self at 2 am during the freezing cold when all you wanted was a Subway sandwich and a raise on your silly TV show. This security guard at a McDonalds was getting pushed around by two crappy teenagers, receiving ZERO help from the people inside the McDonalds who were content to just film the entire thing. Apparently. That's when the man casually pulled his gun and changed the entire situation.

From CWBChicago:

The security guard, a suburban policeman, was on-duty for the McDonald's restaurant Saturday afternoon. He was leading the two men out of the restaurant when one of them struck the guard on the head with a glass bottle, police said. A struggle ensued and was captured on video.

By an "innocent" bystander I'll continue to judge.

A CPD spokesperson on Monday said the department did not have a report about the incident on file. Today, however, Chicago police said officers were called to the scene, but the two offenders were gone by the time cops arrived. The security guard was treated at Northwestern Memorial Hospital.

A spokesperson for McDonald’s said, “We will continue to take appropriate measures to provide a safe and enjoyable experience for our customers.”

"Enjoyable experience for our customers." Does that include the live entertainment of a man getting tossed by two snot weasels?

Notice no one went out to help him (I already said that, I know, but wow Chicago), and people were only concerned and screaming when the victim, the security guard, pulled out his piece. Suddenly people seemed legit scared. For themselves.

So other than the patrons of McDonald's doing jack crap to help an old dude get roughed up by some teens, what have we learned? The only person who's going to defend you is apparently you. Especially if you're rocking some of that old white male privilege we keep hearing about. Based on what I saw, had the security guard not had his gun, we would've have film of his face being rearranged by two teens who didn't get spanked enough by mommy. I'm assuming daddy isn't around.

The Second Amendment, ladies and wannabe ladies, is what grants all Americans (unless you live in a fascist state like California and Illinois), the right to defend yourself from crap puppets like everyone in the video above. Including the ones not on camera but behind it.

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