The origin of this video is unknown. Also, the fact that the guy wrote his cat in for president instead of Trump OR Hillary, he could very well have disliked both of them. I don't want to re-litigate the 2016 election again (see IMPLOSION: Desperate Hillary Blames DNC for Election Loss. They Call Out Her 'Bulls***'… and UofM Comforts 'Traumatized' Pro-Hillary Students…With Legos And Play-Doh?!). So what if this video doesn't pass LwC's usually stringent vetting. All you need to know is that the video you are about to watch almost killed me.

There's so much here. That the guy named his cat Sheeba. That he did a livestream because he thought writing in his cat for president and bragging about it was going to make him a hit with the ladies. Or the dudes. Remember, I'm not here to judge. I voted for Evan McMullan. None of us are perfect.

But what is precious is that Sheeba only had one f*** left to give before the video started. She left that f*** in her litterbox when the dude interrupted her daily licking herself to record a video for YouTube. Also, my man just got his ass kicked by his cat. He DIDN'T delete the video. How do you let your cat make you her bitch, and then post the video for everyone to see. Do you even know how to social media, bro?

The moral of this story is, people need to take their patriotic obligation to vote more seriously. Or, write in your dog. Your dog would never react like this.

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