We’ve known for a while that leftists are babies. The frequent tantrums are a dead giveaway. Also the fat rolls. Yes, I’m sure it’s a thyroid problem. In the time since Trump won last week, they’ve dialed the crybabyness up to 11 (read TRUMP WINS ELECTION: Hillary’s Liberals Lose It!). Now “traumatized” Hillary supporters are reverting to toddler-esque behavior. UofM has officially rolled out the ultimate safe space to rule all safe spaces. Complete with Legos.
Trump’s substantial victory, when most progressives expected a Hillary landslide, came as a shock to many. That shock seems to have been multiplied in academe, where few people seem to know any Trump supporters — or, at least, any Trump supporters who’ll admit to it.
The response to the shock has been to turn campuses into kindergarten. The University of Michigan Law School announced a ”post-election self-care” event with “food and play,” including “coloring sheets, play dough [sic], positive card-making, Legos and bubbles with your fellow law students.”
Word on the street is the Legos and Play-Doh were a big hit. With five year olds.
The university ended up removing the event from their website once they realized how silly “playtime for adults” sounded. Not their best idea. It ranks just behind UMass’s “threat chart” for Halloween costumes. On the other hand, mandatory nap time? That has my vote.
I heard through the grapevine their next move is to give each student a pair of Molotov proof, riot ready diapers. Maybe even throw in a pacifier while they’re at it. No need to buy them onesies, though. These are leftist millennials we’re talking about – they already have onesies. Multiple pairs. In assorted colors.
Of course, progressives being childish? Hardly news (see SOUR GRAPES: HuffPo Nows Says Voting Trump is a Hate Crime!). Liberal universities in particular have created a climate perfectly tuned to catering to said babyish attitudes. Now including Play-Doh.
It’s no wonder the left seems to hate conservatives. After all, we don’t have Legos. But we do have mugs…
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