Good news. Canadian children will now want to slash their white wrists at an earlier age. Historically, white guilt has been a condition affecting only middle-aged white males. Now, white Canadians of all ages can share in the bottomless pit of shame. Equality.

A Canadain school district has decided to plaster its walls with the self-loathing quotes of white faculty.

Children will feel inspired. Inspired to use the brown magic marker on their skin in art class later. Inspired to color Barbie with black crayon. Inspired to color their own faces with brown finger paint. Then there's the issue of blackface. Scold them even more.

Luckily, parents weren't having it.

Field Allen said part of her concern is having to explain what these posters mean to her two grandchildren, who both attend school in the district.

"You and I can talk as adults about these posters, but what do you say to a first-grader?," she said.

Canada acts drastically in all situations of equality, tolerance, and hockey. Their own Justin Trudeau cries dramatically when speaking of dead dictators. We can only hope there's a dramatic plan in place to help curb adolescent white suicide. Unless that's the intended result.

Telling black kids they're victims to life leads them to a victim mentality. It encourages blaming other people for all their problems. Telling white kids their mere existence harms other people perpetuates self-hatred. Leftists are encouraging racism by separating kids based on skin color and allotting value to kiddos based on their race. It's as backward as men getting bewbs and wearing dresses, but that's happening too. Oh world, where art thou going?

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