Caitlyn Jenner Wants to Play a Villain in a Marvel Movie
Former Olympian and Wheaties spokesman/person/thing/front-hole acquiree Caitlyn Jenner wants to play a villain in a Marvel movie. Go ahead, see if the mental image of Jenner in a two piece disappears with a simple finger snap. And here we thought comics were already woke enough (see OOPS! Marvel Exec Admits Changing Characters for ‘Diversity’ Was A Bad Move… and Lesbian Batgirl Actress Gets Cyber Bullied Off the Internet…By SJWs).
Oh, 2018. You slay me!
"In a Marvel movie, I want to play the baddest-ass lady you've ever seen in your life," Jenner said. "They got the wicked queen or the wicked lady. Just do the makeup and the outfit. And I got the deep voice."
Can't say Jenner lacks ALL self-awareness.
We've got some villain ideas for the titty titan. Say hello to Tranos. Only instead of snapping her fingers, eliminating half of human existence, she only eliminates their penises. Imagine a world without patriarchy, where rape culture is physically impossible, for all men now have gaping open wounds where once hanged oppressive dangles. LIVE IN FEAR NO MORE, COLLEGE WOMEN!
Or maybe more like X-men's SYS-Cyclops. Instead of lasers, she shoots puberty blockers out of her eyes. Turning the cis-gendered masses into transgendered mutants, running around unsure of their sex, ashamed of their pink hoses and front holes. WHO WILL STOP HER? BEN SHAPIRO'S WIFE WHO IS A DOCTOR? MUHAHAHAHA!
Better yet, Caitlyn Jenner can be the Winter Soldher! Who's bionic strap-on shames Captain America into checking his hot cis-privilege.
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Caitlyn Jenner's Adam's apple! Wait, wrong universe.
If all else fails, Jenner's villain could just lure the good guys into an intersection, where she hits them with her car.
The possible story lines are endless!
The open question, like Jenner's stylish non-vagina, is what side the WokeAF Police take. One one side, Caitlyn would be the first transgender playing a major villain in a comic movie. A move which puts everyone involved on the right side of history. #ItsTime.
But trannies are also still #1 on the left's pound-for-pound most marginalized rankings. So I could see how Jenner playing a villain would be problematic to some people. Since transgenders are everyone's moral betters simply by being transgender and morally better. Or so the memo reads.
Do you have a villainous role for the busty she-warrior? OPINE BELOW!
