BREAKING: Explosive Devices Found At Clinton, Obama Homes
Holy shithole countries, Batman. The Secret Service is reporting explosive devices were sent to the homes of the Clintons, Obamas, and the same kind of device was also sent to George Soros. Where's Clock Boy when you need him? No, no, not for that, to defuse the bombs. C'mon, it's a joke. No one was hurt, I can still make jokes!
It first emerged that the FBI was investigating one suspicious package found by the home of Bill and Hillary Clinton in Chappaqua, New York. But in a statement, the Secret Service said after that package addressed to Hillary Clinton was caught late Tuesday, a second package addressed to Obama "was intercepted by Secret Service personnel in Washington, DC" on Wednesday morning.
Sending bombs isn't a laughing matter. Sending bombs is completely, one hundred percent wrong. You hear me everyone in leftist media hoping conservative media is encouraging sending explosives to political foes? Besides, Hillary needs to lead the Democrat Party. She's my vote to continue heading up the mob of gangsters. Secondly, a bomb wouldn't work on Hillary. Just send her a Victoria's Secret catalog. That ought to do it.
"The packages were immediately identified during routine mail screening procedures as potential explosive devices and were appropriately handled as such. The protectees did not receive the packages nor were they at risk of receiving them," the Secret Service said in its statement.
Right because you can't just send the Obama's your holiday bundt cake. As "protectees" everything sent to them will be heavily screened. As Hillary would do to any feminine anything sent to her and Billy Bob Boob-Squisher.
On Monday, an explosive device also was found in the mailbox at the Bedford, New York, home of liberal billionaire George Soros.
The Times reported that the device found at the Clintons was similar to the one found at Soros’ home.
Looks like a trend. Looks like someone's getting a little too enthusiastic with things that go boom.
If this bomb-sending fiend already has a discernible pattern, it may not take that long for the FBI to track him down. Well, that's just wishful thinking. It took them quite some time to track the Unabomber. Plus the FBI might be a little too busy sending naughty text messages.
Hey, this is Louder with Crowder, not CNN. We make jokes here. We don't dole out recipe advice on how to tell an apple from a banana.
Joking aside, sending bombs to your political enemies is terrible and is actual terrorism. Hopefully whoever is mailing explosives is apprehended stat.
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