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Degeneracy aside, you have to admire Blue Apron's laziness and shamelessness. They are another meal-kit company, not unlike HelloFresh, which made news this week pandering to the gays during Pride Month.

To recap, companies, to avoid journalismers who keep a list of who does and doesn't support Pride, will just put a rainbow in the logo for the month of June. Possibly even send a press release about how much they love the Ls, the Gs, the Bs, especially the Ts, the Qs, and whatever the hell the +s are. HelloFresh took things one step further, with an ad encouraging gay sex between two men

See, if you are prepping to engage in anal sex, HelloFresh has meals high in fiber, and so on and so forth.

It went viral, both with the gays and from people's outrage over the crassness of the ad.

Blue Apron is ripping them off with their own ad. Only instead of the Gs, they want to corner the market on Ls...

Really?

Also, if you comment *sigh* "BOX," they will send you a promo code so you can save money eating theirs.

Get it? Because "box" is slang for "vagina," and lesbians like to eat other lesbians' vaginas.

Like HelloFresh, Blue Apron is counting on outrage as part of its marketing campaign. And it's not like that many conservatives use the product. These meal-kit companies are more for urbanites living in their $3000-a-month glorified closet you need to step over a homeless person in order to get into the lobby. Conservatives are more the "grocery shop for your family" type.

What next? Marley Spoon or Home Fresh announcing a campaign that offers recipes replacing bananas as an ingredient in favor of oysters? That appears to be the timeline we are living in.

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