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Idiot Bill Nye ‘Explains’ Climate Change and Terrorism Link… Fails Miserably
Do liberals really think calling everything they don't like terrorism or comparing it to terrorism is making them look smart? Maybe if they do it while unattractive and naked, it'll help. At least then it would be "brave" (read Dear Fat Feminists: Being Naked While Unattractive is not 'Brave'...) Apparently calling the baby killers at Planned Parenthood "baby killers" is akin to terrorism, and now they also have Bill Nye the Marketing Guy trying to sell the claim that climate change and the attack in Paris are related.
Do not watch this while drinking, unless you want to spittake all over your computer...
"This is just the start of things. The more we let [climate change] go on, the more trouble there's going to be."
Yes. Because this stands up to the Socratic method.
"Young people have gone to big cities looking for work. There's not enough work for everybody, so the disaffected youths, as we say -- the young people who don't believe in the system, believe the system has failed, don't believe in the economy -- are more easily engaged and more easily recruited by terrorist organizations, and then they end up part way around the world in Paris shooting people," Nye said.
Right. According to Bill Nye the Economics Guy, the biggest reason for unemployment in Syria... is warm weather. Because cities in the U.S.A. like Miami, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Phoenix, and Houston totally suffer from terrorism via unemployment via warm weather. Hey, let's be honest, okay? Who among us has not said "Dang, it's hot out. I feel like blowing people up with a vest." Don't lie. You know instead of hopping in the pool, you strap on a bomb vest.
Maybe terrorism is directly affected by what kind of heat. Is it a humidity thing, Bill? Because walking around sweating out every pore is a bit gross, am I right? Having never been to Syria for family vacation, I cannot say what kind of heat it is. Hopefully a dry heat. Otherwise the fuses for the bombs will keep getting wet and snuffed out. #TerroristProblems
Or maybe, juuuuuust maybe, a rise in terrorism via unemployment (still LOLing at this idea) in certain parts of the world may be the result of a totalitarian regime burning Christians alive and creating unbelievable instability. Also killing gays. Subjugating women. Killing poets. Believing all infidels must die. These kinds of things might just lead to a bit o' terrorism via unemployment too. Read Dear Liberals: Your Hypocrisy on Islam is Most Staggering of All...
Or it's the water shortage. It's a toss up.