It's hard to find a human being as morally upright, decent, polite, and sharp-minded as Dr. Ben Carson. He's an American success story, he's who you'd want your sons and daughters to look up to and be cared for if ever they were in a pickle, mental or ethical. Or as we like to say around here, That Ben Carson, He's so Hot Right Now. Well because of his smoldering hotness, the left is feverish about taking him down. After all, the Democrat frontrunners are two aged politicians who'd try to bump over Yoda with their tennis-balled walkers as they shuffled to early bird dinner. Lose they would. Their asses Yoda would kick.

The latest liberal attempt is to paint Carson as some kind of hayseed hick who believes in like, God and stuff. And like the universe being a, like, creation of God. Like. Stuffs. And like. Carson was invited onto The O'Reilly Factor to set the Creationist thing straight. Watch:

How dare someone like me actually think for themselves. Only "controversial" things I say are only controversial to the left-wing media. Not to everyone else. People are very enthusiastic. Everyone tells me "do not submit to these people," stand up for us!

The left wing does have standard practice for black people, and you're not supposed to wonder away from that or you're an Uncle Tom. Liberals are like flies sprayed with Raid.

I certainly believe that God is our creator. And interestingly enough, if you look at our founding document, it talks about certain unalienable rights given to us by our CREE-ATE-OR.

Look, Ben Carson doesn't talk in soundbites. He takes his time to explain himself, but you know what? He stands firm and he doesn't back down. And his quiet demeanor inspires people to listen, not to shout over him. He listens, he assesses, he responds. Sounds kind of leadershippy to me...