Everyone throughout all of the United States of the Americas knows Auntie Anne's is the Cadillac of mall food court eateries. Sbarro is in the mix you don't live in New York where we have real pizza. The undisputed champion is still that buttery pretzel goodness. While it's good, it's not beat the crap out of an employee because they ran out of cinnamon nuggets good.

I used to work in an Express with an Auntie Anne's right outside. Whenever the free sample girl would have a plate of cinnamon nuggets, I'd throw her a wink to bring the plate a little closer. They're delicious, I get it. Auntie Anne's hotdogs wrapped in a pretzel reign supreme. Cinnamon nuggets are a close number two. Neither is worth wildin' out when you can't get any.

The pretzel stand didn't even run out of the item, as local news reports. They only ran out of the item in a small. The customer went bananas. He crossed the counter, which you never do. The employee was in fight or flight mode, armed with only a pair of metal tongs.

The employee is ready to sue the mall over the incident. Working in the mall is enough of an indignity without having to get your hair pulled over fried dough dipped in cinnamon sugar.

I’m looking to press charges on the mall because you guys pay for security there was no security around even afterwards.

Look on the bright side. Worse would be security present, but instead of helping you they are more concerned with the feelings of the aggressor.

The real crime in this entire unfortunate incident? It's made me hungry. And my local mall closed, so there isn't an Auntie Anne's nearby.

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