Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Erroneously Claims Jesus was Born a Refugee
Tis Christmas. I hope all of you have had a day full of joy and merriment, with an abundance of good food and spectacular presents. Well, I have good news. I come bearing another gift for you, courtesy of our favorite lefty ninnymuggins, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
Rep. Okeechobee-Census has given us the Christmas gift of yet another gaffe. She sent out a tweet today wherein she claims Big Jeezy was born a refugee. Yes, really:
Joy to the World! Merry Christmas everyone - here’s to a holiday filled with happiness, family, and love for all p… https://t.co/XRXc198Gmi— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez) 1545754764.0
Anyone who's familiar with the Christmas story knows this is a big ol' steaming pile of bullhickey. As such, the people of the Twittersphere aren't about to let this one slide. They're attacking Cortez from every angle.
@Ocasio2018 You might be confused. "And everyone went to his own town to register. So Joseph also went up from the… https://t.co/sK5GmurYQV— Jeff Cassels (@Jeff Cassels) 1545791904.0
How nice of this gent to share some scripture with Alex. We already know she's lacking in knowledge of economics, civics, and history. Now, she can add Biblical illiteracy to her long list of intellectual deficiencies.
@Ocasio2018 Your already a seasoned politician!! Never skip a moment to politicize anything!!— Brian Albers (@Brian Albers) 1545796717.0
This guy's also correct. Lefties can't seem to go a single day away without disseminating douchetastic tweets with no basis in fact. Cortez incorrectly using Jesus to promote illegal immigration will certainly make her leftist overlords proud.
@Ocasio2018 Alexandria, you are a gift from God. A gift for the GOP I mean. I encourage you to never stop talking… https://t.co/5adQHfwKVL— frank rokket (@frank rokket) 1545792708.0
Let's be real here. Cortez's erroneous claims aren't going to be winning anyone over to her cause anytime soon. She's only succeeding at providing us with chuckles. Also providing evidence to our claims of her qualifications ranking just above a rake in a suit. Her tweets seem to exist solely for our entertainment, so we're not complaining.
If you these airhead claims are good, just think of how great things will be in the coming weeks, when Arabella Orkin-Clorox takes the throne atop her "chamber" of government. Blessing us every day with her "intellectual" musings. I don't know about you, but I can't wait.