We interrupt the continual coverage of “Humanity Just got Dumber about [guns, biology, the word “literally”]” to bring you this: YouTube is, as we always knew, full of pompous d!cks. That’s right, the wizard behind the internet curtain is cutting down white and Asian male privilege one stupid doodle at a time. Now a white male is hoping to sue their gay pants off. This is probably the only sane news you’ll get all week, so pay attention. No test at the end, I just wanted to write “pay attention.”
From the Wall Street Journal:
YouTube last year stopped hiring white and Asian males for technical positions because they didn’t help the world’s largest video site achieve its goals for improving diversity, according to a civil lawsuit filed by a former employee.
The lawsuit, filed by Arne Wilberg, a white male who worked at Google for nine years, including four years as a recruiter at YouTube, alleges the division of Alphabet Inc.’s GOOGL +0.51% Google set quotas for hiring minorities. Last spring, YouTube recruiters were allegedly instructed to cancel interviews with applicants who weren’t female, black or Hispanic, and to “purge entirely” the applications of people who didn’t fit those categories, the lawsuit claims.
Obviously YouTube, which has more gold than Nancy Pelosi has software updates, will fight this lawsuit in an epic battle of search results. Arne Wilberg, whose initials are “AW,” will have to fight the giant using nothing but his mansplaining ways and liberal use of his pointer finger. Feminists will allege Arne is subjecting them to his phallic privilege by waving about his second longest finger in dickish fashion. He’ll retaliate by offering not one finger, but two middle ones, which he might actually use to point to his real phallus.
Hopefully Wilberg has a team of lawyers ready to snipe Google, YouTube’s parent company, where it hurts: in the ambiguous crotch area. Like a Ken doll from the nineties. Made long before Mattel could possibly predict men really would invert their dingles to be more like Barbie.
Let’s get serious for just a second. Google and Google have a habit of pushing the throttle for full douche. A refresher:
- James Damore Sues Google for Discrimination. The Details.
- WAGE GAP: Lawsuit Filed Against Google for Paying Female Workers Less Than Men
- James Damore: Openly Shaming Men Totally Fine in Google Meetings
- Google Employee Writes Reasonable Anti-SJW Memo. Outraged Leftists Call for His Head
- Google/Twitter Officially Agree To Censor Speech in Germany
- YouTube Partners With Anti ‘Hate Speech’ Organization to Flag Hateful Videos
So it’s hardly a Pelosi-face-stretch to believe Wilberg’s allegations, that YouTube really is from the black lagoon of sexist racism. I just hope they can settle this lawsuit like the Hunger Games. Wait.. no, I actually wish the Academy Awards program was like the Hunger Games. I might actually watch. I hope the lawsuit exposes — again — how Google is full of pompous liberal crap bags. Fair?
If you were at any point confused with the interchanging of Google and YouTube, don’t be. They’re cut from the same cloth or something.
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