WATCH: Climate Hippies Dance in a Circle. We are Saved.
Remember, you're the one who's insane for not believing in man-made climate change. You. The person with a job. The same person who pays taxes via TurboTax. And employs underarm deodorant. But these mensches, they're our moral betters. Now what this kind of dance is, I'm really not sure. I'm going to call it the "dirty slide." Tweet me your suggestions after you watch this:
Now I don't necessarily think we should judge a movement based on its leaders, but maybe we should. For climate change alarmism, here's who we've got sitting behind the big desks:
- Greta Thunberg
- Bill Nye the Not Science Guy
- Al Gore
- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
- aaaaand the geniuses in the video above that you probably watched at least twice trying to figure out what the actual hell was going on. Who else was reminded of these classy ladies? Watch Two Liberal Hippy Freaks Tell Women to Stop Having Babies.
Feel better? Because while we joke about the dancing queens being the leaders, how are they not? See, it's not that those of us in the climate skeptical movement don't think maybe the Earth is changing (ahem, the Earth is always changing), we just look at the supposed heroes who're going to save us all from a melting planet and think... nah, we'll take our chances.