If you or someone you know can identify the face belonging to these quivering butt cheeks, let us know. I have a feeling Doctor Guru Steven Crowder has some life advice to dole out. It may be unsolicited, sure. But necessary. Anyone who thinks twerking for the climate solves any problem other than "I need something to LOL at on this gloomy Monday," could use a stern attitude correction. With that, here's a probably vegan at the DC Climate Justice shindig, hoping you'll change the way you live after watching him shake his badunkadunk.

WERK for Peace's Twitter bio reads:

In response to the shooting at Pulse Nightclub in Orlando, WERK for Peace is a grassroots movement that uses dance to promote peace.

Show of hands, who here had his/her/ze's mind changed, or was inspired to do something about something after seeing someone jiggle their giggle wiggle?

Now, in fairness, Twerking Tony here is getting lots of free airtime from people like us, who think twerking for the planet is almost as effective as performing open-heart surgery using nothing but two pillows. But our minds haven't been changed to "do something" for the climate changes thanks to this man's glutes. Brave and beautiful as they are.

Also, I thought littering was bad. So why is someone showering the twerk jerk with confetti?

Twerking Tony's butt spasms are nothing more than eye rape. So nothing has really been solved here. Outside of raising awareness about how some people didn't get enough love from their parents or weren't told short-shorts are only good for self-wedgies.

But hey, who am I to judge? If you feel called to dress like a hoe and twerk it up for your cause, you gotta do you, boo. Thanks for making your butt the butt of your own joke.

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