After Trump defeated Hillary we were all relieved there wouldn't be a globalist hag sitting in the Oval Office. Alas, if it's not one liberal she-beast it's another. Angela Merkel recently sauntered into the White House for a visit with President Trump. Turns out he's not a fan. Can't say we blame him (see Angela Merkel: 'Germany is Ravaged by Terrorism... But We Want More Refugees!').

During a photo op, the press urged Trump to shake hands with his sauerkraut-stuffed companion. Behold, his response:

I recommend re-watching Trump's expression in this video on a bad day. It brings the happy.

He clearly desires no touchies with those collectivist meat hooks. Perhaps to avoid chafing. After all, Merkel's epidermis has seen better days. Highly salted bratwurst dries the skin, okay? STOP JUDGING HER, SEXIST.

But seriously, kudos to Trump for sticking to his guns on this one. Shaking hands is a sign of agreement. Trump is representing America. America's values don't agree with the broad who did a number on Germany and its people. For anyone out there who's head shaking at Trump for "diplomatic" reasons, bear this in mind: Angela Merkel hates all that makes America great. Like freedom of speech (see Real Life: Merkel Agrees Comedian Should be Prosecuted For 'Offensive' Poem), border security, all that pesky freedom stuff. Read also German Schoolgirls Told to 'Cover up.' Because of Horn-Dog Syrian refugees?! and German Teen Slams Merkel, Calls on Men of Germany to 'Defend Your Women' from Refugees.

It's important to note a few details here. Firstly, while clearly uncomfortable, Trump is still courteous to Her Chinlessness. There are photos of him shaking Merkel's hand when they first met, as a gesture of greeting. He simply opted not to do so for this specific photo-op. Which is glorius.

Secondly, leftists are already rushing to paint this as immature. They're taking a break between lambasting conservatives for being "anti-science" and creating more genders. But it won't be long now until we hear the guttural accusations of "SEXISM!" Pardon my cis-gender privilege, but I beg to differ. This is what a sitting President with a semblance of a spine looks like. I know, I know, it's a stark contrast from Obama's lips being surgically attached to the posteriors of countless anti-America world leaders. But methinks if Merkel had a tallywhacker hanging rather than open hole (hey, these are the tranny terms), he would've treated zim the same. #EquallyDisdainful

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