Talking all things abortion, Trump, religion, comedy, and more! Special guests Stefen Molyneux and American Ninja Warrior's Matt Iseman. Tranny Bane and Jihadi Bond make appearances.

It was a total crap fest these past two weeks. Someone please just take and hide Trump's phone. It's all we ask. Until we ask something else.

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In case you missed it, here is this week's news:

• GOP Rep. Pete King: ‘Hillary Has More Russia Ties Than Trump…’
• Socialist Venezuela is Unravelling. Smug College Student Blames… Capitalism?!
• PUSHBACK: Petition to Save ‘Last Man Standing’ Exceeds 115k Signatures…
• CNN Host Has Total MELTDOWN when Navy SEAL Questions ‘Anonymous’ Sources…
• HIDING SOMETHING? Socialist Bernie Sanders Neglects to Submit Financial Records…

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