When conservatives see a car in front of them with an anti-Trump bumper sticker, we chuckle to ourselves and say the driver probably sits when he pees. When a liberal sees a Trump-supporting sticker in front of them at the drive-thru, they have an existential meltdown and call Dunkin' to warn them that one of their customers likes Donald Trump. And the guy who made the call? Most likely sits when he pees.

This video is going viral on X today, but it's actually from 2023. You know the routine. An anonymous TikTok account steals someone else's video, alters it slightly (like adding lines), and reposts it as their own. Then clickbait accounts on X steal the video from TikTok, repost it, and hope Elon Musk sends them a check for doing so.

We found the original video. It's old, but fitting in light of this past weekend's "No Kings" hissyfit. Plus, let's be honest... is there ever a bad time to mock anti-Trump lefties for being emotional chew toys?

I'm of the same mindset as the Dunkin's employee. You have to wonder exactly how Soy McGee expected the store to react when he made the phone call.

DUNKIN': Thank you for calling Dunkin'. How may I...

SOY MCGEE: I don't know how to tell you this, but there is a car in the drive-thru with a Trump bumper sticker who is about to ask for a cup of coffee and an apple fritter.

(sirens well)

DUNKIN': ATTENTION DUNKIN'S EMPLOYEES... WE ARE AT DEFCON 1. MAGA IS IN THE DRIVE-THRU. WE REPEAT, MAGA IS IN THE DRIVE-THRU. SHUT IT ALL DOWN!

The highlight is Soy McGee, the open-minded, tolerant one, telling the Trump supporter minding his own business that he hopes he gets deported. Ten bucks says Soy was out in the street this past week resisting ICE. Or at the very least, sitting in his bedroom and being angry at BlueSky.

It's amusing to look back. 2023, Trump was barely a candidate. I don't even think the left had found him guilty of thirty-four clerical errors or of paying back a loan early yet. Imagine Soy's mental state as we got closer to Election Day, and after Trump's landslide election.

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