Close your eyes. Picture what it would look like if lefty billionaires organized another mass protest of progressives raging against what they are told to that week. Now open your eyes. Ten bucks says what you envisioned looked EXACTLY like the "No Kings Day" tantrums you saw on Saturday. How many of you saw a boomer bashing a Trump doll on a table because of all the Trump-induced anxiety?

This took place in Beverly Hills (shocker). A woman had a table set up like Lucy's psychiatric stand. Which, as a side note, f*ck you for desecrating the sanctity of Charlie Brown and the Peanuts like that. For five cents, you could beat up a Ken doll dressed like Donald Trump. Boomer McGee happened to take her up on it while someone was documenting the derp.

Let's set aside the fact that the entire concept of "No Kings Day" is booty, because kings don't have their agenda usurped by a rogue judiciary funded by billionaire activists. Though an argument can be made that America has kings after all...

Let's also set aside that those same billionaires, if we accept the "5 million protesters" as fact, could only organize less than 7% of the people who voted for Kamala Harris to take to the streets and repeat the talking points they were told to, and that it's not really the flex the left and the media (but I repeat myself) want you to think it is.

Let's set aside that, like with every time the left cosplays in the streets, the issue is never the issue as much as it's just a potpourri of anti-American progressive grievances about books that aren't being banned, entitlements that aren't being cut, and money that isn't being stolen from them by [place boogeyman here].

And let's set aside that every single person demonstrating would have no problem bowing to a king if that king validated their worldview or scared them enough about the flu.

If you find yourself paying five cents to bang the head of a doll against a table and scold it screaming "no no no," you are not, in point of fact, normal.

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