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Who knew that a Miami woman would make the harpies throwing ice cubes into the tub and creating content where they hold their babies in support of a woman who murdered her children look less insane? Congrats to Meliza Campos-Sanchez, who accomplished that feat by setting her kitchen on fire and pouring hot wax on her daughter. All for social media. And to lash out at her husband (allegedly). Also, turns out she may not be what we call "legal."

I know that you know that I know what you're thinking...

To be fair, I should probably throw in the word "allegedly" about her being an illegal. This is based on the Illegal Alien Crimes X-Twitter account, which noticed she has an immigration detainer hold. That doesn't necessarily mean she IS an illegal. Just that ICE has their assumptions.

I've yet to see a news article that cited her immigration status. Though they did shed light on the details behind what could be a new hero for the SSRIs x Prosecco sect.

Investigators interviewed Campos-Sanchez's husband, who told them that the pair were going through marital issues and that he was living with his parents while his wife stayed at the house with their children, the affidavit said. The husband contacted police after seeing the videos on his wife's Instagram account.

Campos-Sanchez was hospitalized after her husband arrived at her house during the fire investigation and took custody of the children, the affidavit said. The husband also told police that Campos-Sanchez had attempted suicide shortly before the incident and that he contacted the sheriff's office a week prior due to concerns about his children.

We'll chalk this up to "the streets are saying" she is in this country illegally. The kids are safe. That's the important thing.

Sanchez has been charged with charged with child abuse, child neglect, and first-degree arson. As of this writing, there are no demonstrations outside of where she is being detained. Yet. Between the video and the (illegal?) immigration status, you can't keep AWFL supporters away for long.

Yet another example of how women are from Mars and men are from Earth. Both in the content we create with our kids...

As well as the criminals we rally behind. Though only one of us is being ironic about it...

Those Latinas, though. Amirite?

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