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Illegal Immigrant Teenager BEHEADS Own Mom. But it Gets Worse...
Anyone unfortunate enough to encounter a leftist knows of their predictable talking points on illegal immigration. Mostly not knowing the difference between illegal vs legal. Words are hard. Other oft parrotted talking points: we need open borders, immigrants are the "backbone of this country." To listen to Jorge Ramos talk immigration is to know firsthand the crushing feeling of a lobotomy.
But leftists often fail to mention plenty of illegals pass their time by treating people like Starburst-filled pinatas (see REPORT: Over 100 Murders Committed by Illegals. None of Them Deported...). Take this strapping young lad. After a trip to the States from Honduras, he set out to accomplish the American dream of hard work and Facebook shitposting, breaking up the tedious monotony by... decapitating his madre.
Be forewarned, the following story is not safe for life...
18-year-old Oliver Funez Machado is being held on a first-degree murder charge after deputies say he decapitated his mother at their home on Morgan Drive near Stonehill Drive just south of U.S. Highway 64 Monday afternoon.
Local investigators called it a horrific crime. "Officers encountered the suspect holding a knife and, as reported, also holding his mother's head in the other arm," Franklin County Sheriff's Office Chief of Staff Terry Wright said. "It's tough for the deputies. It's tough for the communities. We will be offering any of them assistance who just may need it because it was a horrific scene that first responders had to respond to."
According to court documents, Machado took four different medications for psychosis and schizophrenia. Federal officials also said that Machado is in the country illegally [from Honduras] and they've issued an immigration detainer for him.
Even worse is his "reasoning" for the murder...
The teenager told dispatchers he killed the woman "because I felt like it," according to an affidavit. The teen's 4-year-old sister and 2-year-old brother were in the house [at the time], the statement says. They were unharmed.
So this guy clearly has a few seeds loose in the ole papaya. Something that possibly could have been discovered and dealt with had he been properly vetted. Through a process we bigots typically refer to as "legal immigration proceedings." Alas, the bad hombre's loco resulted in a decapitated cabeza.
Here's the buy one get one free point you knew was coming: los ninos of "the undocumented" have a monopoly on taxpayer-funded protection and benefits. With the added bonus of sitting lowest on the list of priorities for deportation - this chico included... Gracias goes to liberal policies, of course.
Will the DNC throw this guy on stage with DREAMers to make a case for open borders? Methinks not... Though if the RNC is looking for platform ideas, perhaps a montage of all the illegal immigrants who've expressed their American thanks by upping their violence games.
Here's the thing, leftists. You can't embrace onevaledictorian out of truckloads of illegal immigrants, then ignore the spicy mom-butchers of South America chopping it up in the USA. If you point to one anecdotal fringe group and claim said person represents all illegals, you have to consider the loads of murderers and rapists that are here illegally too. It's a matter of intellectual consistency. Alas, the left struggles with such exercises in logic.
Behold, the fruits of open borders...