Status on the Merch Shop
Hello strange animal capitalists.
You're here because you want to score some stylish merchandise. Here's the dealio: our shop was taken down because we apparently said something they didn't like. What are the odds, right? Fret not, we're working on a new shop with new products and will have it up as soon as we can, likely the first few days of April 2021.
We'll update you the second the new store is live!