Somalia is getting Starlink Internet. They’re going to be surprised when they find out what the Pirate Bay is. Another dildo has been thrown onto the court at a WNBA game and you know what they say: third time’s a charm. Former DOGE employee Big Balls returns in the most dramatic of fashions. He’s now a bonafide American hero at least twice over.

HIROSHIMA ANNIVERSARY

• World marks 80 years since US dropped atomic bomb on Japan as global powers still trade nuclear threats

WATCH & REACT

• False Dichotomy - Definition and Examples
• Childhood Obesity Facts

SOMALIA IS GETTING STARLINK

• Starlink’s High-Speed Internet Goes Live in Somalia
• Elon Musk’s Starlink Launches High-Speed Internet in Somalia
• Somalia GDP
• Digital 2025: Somalia
• Starlink Availability Map
• African country known for piracy gets Starlink before South Africa
• Effort to Get Starlink in South Africa Collides With Tension Over Musk

IT HAPPENED AGAIN TO THE WNBA

• WNBA faces a dildo epidemic as a THIRD artificial phallus is thrown onto the court
• Third green dildo disrupts WNBA game
• WNBA Viewership Up Across All Networks Compared to 2024

BIG BALLS TO THE RESCUE: DC CRIME CAPITAL

• Trump Threatens to Federalize D.C. After Beating of ‘Big Balls’
• "Crime in Washington, D.C., is totally out of control."
• Which cities have the highest murder rates?
• What is the crime rate in Washington, DC?
• Why D.C. Remains One of the Nation’s Most Dangerous Cities
• 2008-2023 Violent Crime Trends
• Crime Trends in US Cities
• In 2023, DC had the biggest violent crime spike in the nation. Now, it's down 26% What's changed?
• Freedom and Money – Bail in America
• D.C. U.S. attorney declined to prosecute 67% of those arrested. Here’s why.
• D.C. Law 24-345. Comprehensive Policing and Justice Reform Amendment Act of 2022.
• 12 DC police officers with history of "serious misconduct" dismissed amid police reform
• D.C. police staffing reaches half-century low as homicides rise
• Ex-Trump administration official shot in Washington, D.C., carjacking spree dies
• Suspect arrested in assault of Rep. Angie Craig in her DC apartment building elevator
• Congresswoman said she faced death threats after being attacked in her DC apartment
• Seth Rich: How a young man's murder attracted conspiracy theories
• Trump Threatens to Federalize D.C. After Beating of ‘Big Balls’
• Trump is threatening to take over DC
• CannabisBusiness
• Senators debate whether to reject D.C. crime bill as protesters rally