San Francisco is changing the way it fines traffic violations. Good news for comedians everywhere: men and women aren’t the same. Bruce Springsteen is releasing new music. Well, old music. New old music. Finally, we take a look at the new Naked Gun trailer to see if Hollywood is back.

BODY POSITIVITY IS A LIE

• Elle Baez - I Love My Body (Official Video)
• "I'm Big and I'm Strong"
• Meghan Trainor Confesses to Using Weight-Loss Medication
• Lizzo Feels the Body-Positivity Movement Has Been 'Co-Opted by All Bodies'
• Lizzo’s Weight Loss Journey Took Her From Body Positivity To Body Neutrality—All About Her Diet And Workouts

FIT CHICKS VS AVERAGE DUDES

• Fit Chicks vs Average Joes | WHO'S STRONGER?
• Testosterone, Total, Bioavailable, and Free, Serum
• Testosterone therapy: Potential benefits and risks as you age
• Gender differences in volumetric bone density: a study of opposite-sex twins
• Does gender affect pulmonary function and exercise capacity?
• Gender differences in fat metabolism
• "Andy Murray would beat me 6:0 6:0 in 5 to 6 minutes" - Serena Williams
• Williams sisters vs Karsten Braasch: When World No. 203 destroyed Serena Williams and Venus Williams in Battle of the Sexes

GOLDEN STATE OF CRIME: SAN FRANCISCO CRAZINESS

• San Francisco speed cameras launch Thursday
• 2025 Poverty Guidelines: 48 Contiguous States (all states except Alaska and Hawaii)
• New San Francisco program backed by Newsom will issue speeding tickets based on income
• Finnish businessman hit with €121,000 speeding fine
• San Francisco Budget for Fiscal Year 2026
• Why March Madness’ economic impact in S.F. projected for massive decline from 2022
• 'Trying to frighten me': Tension is building on San Francisco's Billionaires' Row
• Don't Use Objects to Claim On-Street Parking
• Pelosi’s San Francisco home has long-drawn unwanted attention
• SF is cracking down on crime and its jails are filling up