This is what happens when you don't brush your teeth. It's also what happens if your mother would've been better served to raise carrier pigeons instead of children. I also suspect this is what happens if you haven't a father, or just don't have a decent father who could've knocked out the remaining teeth of this pedophile who seemingly groomed a teenage girl. Welcome to "Age Gap Love." Have a barf bag on standby.

My God the teeth. I'll do my best to get past the teeth, but holy flying spaghetti monster those are some woeful chompers. Does NHS not cover dental, or is bad teeth just a box one needs to check in order to be a British citizen?

Maybe in the full show, the early stages of Andy and Beth's relationship is made clearer than from this snippet, but how is Andy not a pedophile who deserves to have his beer belly treated to some boxing combinations? Seems like Andy may have groomed Beth. He was a friend of her mum, no mention of where dad is but a decent papa would've come in handy, and they all became a "family." Pardon my nuclear family privilege, but I don't think friends of the parents becoming the children's lovers is outlined in any familial standard operating procedures. Unless we're talking about toothless white trash hobos, in which case maybe. Also:

Time to dial the bobbies.

Aside from the obvious problems, here's another obvious problem: "Age Gap Love" is glorifying and basically endorsing this behavior and the relationship which stemmed from it. From the tone of the show, the selection of music, and branding this as "Age Gap Love" this show is lathering itself with the cheapest butter and bellyflopping down the slippery slope. Especially coming from a nation with a rising population that practices a religion which smiles upon relationships with older men and younger girls. Related: Tommy Robinson Confronts Muslim Men Accused of Raping Underage Girls and New Report: Modern Slavery is Rampant Throughout the UK. In EVERY City.

Loathe though I am to blame the #LoveIsLove campaign, it's hard not to. Not all love is healthy love. Like this kind, where a disgusting old pervert boned a teenage girl. Even if they're teeth are made for each other. If we're to the point we're glorifying pedophilia, where does it stop? Can it get worse than this? I shudder to think.

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